Proof you can get anything you want written on custom cupcakes

I don't know the backstory, but these cupcakes are by White Mountain Cupcakery in North Conway, New Hampshire, via their Facebook page. Contact them for your custom cupcake order at info at wmcupcakery.com or 603-733-5310 and find out more at wmcupcakery.com. What's the craziest thing you've ever seen (or made) written on cupcakes?